Thursday, July 14, 2016

Card Ideas

Card ideas

School
1. Call from boss you’re in charge of detention go back to start
2. Pep rally taking over the halls lose a turn
3. Kid flying with scissors lose a turn
4. Hear a noise coming from the lockers there is a kid stuck in there, ignore and roll again
5. Smoke coming from the boy’s bathroom seems normal enough go forward 3
6. Call from angry parent pass the phone to an unsuspecting teacher and move forward 2
7. Wet floors, slide your way through the halls double next roll
8. Students levitated your car on the roof go back 4 to get it down
9. Student needing help with evil monologue go back 2 and give some pointers
10. Student set bombs in the air vents move forward 4 to protect your hair
11. Mutated food is attacking the students shuffle your deck
12. Students set laser shooting pigs loose in the hallways go back 2 
13. School mascot stuck in costume move forward 1 while laughing
14. Student melted all the door stops go forward 2 
15. Fight breaks out in the hallway go back 3 to get popcorn
16. There is a Drunk kindergartener in your way walk over the kid and move forward 1
17. Turf war in the parking lot between the fire and ice ability students go back 1 to place bets on the winner
18. Student poured radioactive sugar in the gas tank of your car lose a turn
19. Walk by janitors closet hear moaning go back 1 to try and figure out who it is
20. One of the students froze the lunch lady admire the horror on her face and shuffle your deck

Office
1. Called in for a meeting go back 3
2. Sex happening in the printer room go forward 1 to avoid the moans
3. robots ran into Cabinets making them fall over blocking your path go back 2
4. Ride remote controlled office chair down the hallway move forward 3
5. Fell down stairs go forward 1
6. Elevator broke down take the stairs and shuffle your deck
7. Printer came to life and started shooting paper at everyone lose a turn
8. Printer cartridge exploded in coworker’s face to avoid getting ink on your shoes move forward 2 
9. Blackout in the office lose a turn
10. Stopped by annoying coworker to look at pictures of his daughter lose a turn
11. Mail cart runs over your foot shuffle your deck while cursing at the mail
12. Boss called you in to redo work go back to start
13. Phone receiver glued down to the base go back 2 
14. Dead rat in your desk go back 1 to scream like a girl
15. Wet floors slide your way closer to the exit by moving forward 4
16. Coffee!!! double your next roll
17. Computer robot keeps asking why like a four year old go back 1 to bang your head on the desk
18. the machines start to come to life as robots go back 4 to have a mental breakdown
19. Made crazy Nancy angry she starts shooting staples out of a staple gun at you roll again
20. Dodge office slut out of fear and run forward 2

Auto mechanic
1. Found human foot in vehicle pretend that you didn't see anything and move forward 2
2. Oil spill double roll next turn
3. aliens abduct your car go back 1 to get it back
4. Customer brings in car at closing time go back to start
5. Found space squirrel in the engine fixing it up go forward 1
6. Customer won't stop arguing prices with you lose a turn
7. Coworker took customers sports car out on joy ride look the other way and move forward 1
8. Misplaced tools take the time to shuffle your deck
9. Buff out scratched paint on alien ship move forward 2
10. Agent on jetpack flies into windshield shatters glass go back 3 while cursing the agent
11. Waiting on insurance adjustor lose a turn
12. 10 car pileup coming in look on in horror and go back 4
13. Girl brings in dog shit car cry and go back 2
14. Found drugs in car roll again
15. Customer accusing you of stealing money lose a turn with a WTF look on your face
16. Bob the alien beams you closer to the exit go forward 3
17. alien fluid hits you in the eyes shuffle your deck and get back to work
18. Radiator explodes in your face run forward 4 like a chicken with its head cut off
19. Space trooper stuck in minivan hood go back 1 to laugh at them
20. Clean up shotgun suicide go back 2 and reminisce on the good old days

Construction worker
1. Fall off I-beam by moving forward 4, getting closer to the exit
2. Crane knocks over porta John you hear a girly scream and a bulky man runs out move forward 1
3. Locked in porta John lose a turn while listening to death laugh at you
4. Car stolen by a ghost operated crane go back 2
5. Ghost starts putting Graffiti on site go back 1 to chase them off
6. Stuck in wet cement lose a turn
7. Inclement weather, leave early by going forward 2
8. Skip lunch break while avoiding a ghost move forward 1
9. Fake vertigo double roll next turn
10. PMSing 30 stories in the air, move forward 2
11. Dip out early to avoid cat calls roll again
12. Death starts crying about losing its scythe on the site go back 2 to help find it
13. Lift stuck between floors lose a turn and give a ghost advice on their love life  
14. Dropped coworker in dumpster go forward 3 while laughing at their misfortune
15. Tractor got stuck in the ditch go back 4 to try and get it out
16. Homeless crack addict living on site with death standing next to them looking at the time look the other way and shuffle your deck
17. Protesters picketing the site on account of it being haunted go back 3 
18. Doors installed upside down go back 1 while questioning the intelligence of your coworkers
19. Left keys at the top of the building go back to start
20. death paid you a visit to cry about a rip in its robe pretend you're listening and shuffle your deck

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